I sold my soul to the devil
aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"
Aug 31

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

(Source: sixpenceee, via dutchster)

telapathetic:

when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more aboutimage

(Source: telapathetic, via dutchster)

Aug 31
Aug 31

mindfang:

i think its cute how a humans normal reaction to a loud noise is to make a loud noise back

(via ironpug)

Aug 31

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

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(Source: anondracomalfoy, via dutchster)

Aug 31

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

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Aug 31

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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Aug 30
paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday
Aug 30

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

(Source: shawtysdead, via dutchster)

Aug 30

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puppyblogger:

today when I was walking my dog I stepped in a pile of poop and all I did was yell “SHIT. LITERALLY.”

(via ironpug)

Aug 29